I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.
I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.
yo birds make less sense than cats
BIRD????
OMFG
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sandou🐱
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If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
THE AFTERSHOCK
THIS WOMAN.
SHE UNDERSTANDS US.
PLEASE SOMEONE.
GIF THIS WHOLE VIDEO FOR REACTION GIFS.
OH GOD. ALL THE AWARDS GO TO THIS GIRL. OH MY GOD.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
ARI THIS IS US
and then I showed up on my own dash
All hail her majesty.
This may be the best thing ever.
omg its her all hail to our master
omfg this sums up my whole life
SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE
SHE WHO HAS SHOWN US LIGHT
SHE WHO KNOWS ALL
ALL BOW DOWN TO THE CHOSEN ONE
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yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
this post literally made me look away from my screen and rethink my entire life
Little Fox is here just a little bit longer so any more asks get them in fast!
Alright little fox is returning Tommy’s blog :)
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Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
Because its fun.
Its fun to do girly things
and have nails that are all smooth
Honestly, who gives a shit if you don’t notice? I like watching my fingernails when I type and they’re painted